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(alternatively, just pet the cat)

Image: Stella, a medium-haired brown tabby cat, standing on a beige carpet in front of a bed with two comforters, one with an abstract print in muted colors, the other burnt orange

Thank you!

- Chicot


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~~~ This site was last updated September 23, 2025 ~~~