Disclaimer: I don't think that any of these fics or portrayals are bad (except "Final Fantasy Revelation Blue," but that's just my personal opinion and we all know what opinions are like). I just wanted to write an article showcasing some of the funnier and more unusual fan characterizations I've found.
"Why do you suppose he's crying? Is he missing his favorite TV show?"
"Ruf…he's 4 months old. He doesn't watch TV yet."
"He doesn't? Are you kidding!? At that age, mom and dad had me watching the Bloomberg Financial News Hour. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Speaking of which…" Rufus grabbed the TV remote and clicked it on the stock report channel.
Rufus waved a hand absently.. his attention had been caught by a commercial on the TV in a corner of the large office. An advertisement for an office equipment.. they were currently showcasing office chairs. "Yeah... sure.. dismissed..." A white sleeve from the overcoat was brought up to wipe a bit of drool away. "..Chair..."
Hojo leaned into a slight bow, and backed out of the office. As soon as he was a safe distance away from the presidential office, he snickered. It was a known fact that Rufus had a 'thing' for office chairs.. but to actually see him obsess over one.. that was a treat. The president was as odd as Hojo's test subjects... all the hair gel he used probably would cause a mutation pretty soon. "As soon as that happens.. into a cage he goes.." The professor burst into wild laughter. Several nuns who were passing by stared at him in horror.
Prince Rufus had one thing he loved the absolute most....water. Every chance he gets, Rufus swims into the Ocean where he makes friends with sea creatures and he would stay there for hours. Infact, Rufus is what is known as a hydro elemental.....person with water abilities and able to breathe in water, plus he can read sea creatures minds. He's working on that one. Strangely, Hojo doesn't want Rufus near the Ocean and he has yet to tell Rufus.
Last updated September 2, 2025