SEPHIROTH LOSES #1 PLACE ON FF7 POPULARITY POLL TO PALMER o AI OFFICIALLY TRADEMARKS EM DASHES o IN RUSSIA, CAKE HAS YOU (AND EATS YOU, TOO) o TALKING SPRUCE TREE PROVES THE EXISTENCE OF SANTA CLAUS o THE CLOTHES YOU DRESS YOUR PRODUCE IN DETERMINE YOUR WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING o CRUMBL TO RELEASE DUBAI CHOCOLATE MATCHA LABUBU COOKIE BY POPULAR DEMAND o GASTROENTEROLOGIST: "READING BL IS GOOD FOR YOUR GUT HEALTH" o TOM HOOPER TO DIRECT LIVE-ACTION WHAT'S MICHAEL? IN THE STYLE OF 2019'S CATS o TAUMP: "I LOVE THE WAY THE SUN SETS IN THE EAST" o PHANTOM THIEF RETURNS RONAN THE PUG WITH BOTCHED RESTORATION WORK o BIRD IS NOT THE WORD, AFTER ALL o THE FOX SAYS, "THIS MARQUEE IS ALL FAKE NEWS, ALTHOUGH THAT ONE ALLEGED TAUMP QUOTE DOES SOUND PLAUSIBLE"