YouTube Comments Section Drinking Game

Last updated September 22, 2025

(Not recommended for children—please send Google your ID and DNA sample to prove you're old enough to drink before proceeding ;))

Take one shot every time you see:

• Someone write what year they're watching the video.
• A comment saying something like "I'm 14 and I like this."
• Political propaganda unrelated to the video.
• Someone proselytizing on a video that has nothing to do with Jesus.
• Someone pretending they love random other commenters they've never met.
• Random bad poetry.
• Blatant bigotry.
• Algospeak or other stupid TikTok slang.
• Someone using question marks incorrectly???
• An incoherent comment clearly written by someone too young for YouTube.
• A comment that was obviously meant for another video.

Take two shots every time you see:

• A flame war that makes no sense.
• A flame war about transwomen.
• Someone who blames their (real or armchair) diagnosis for every aspect of their personality.
• Someone write their whole life story in one very long and depressing comment.
• One commenter accuse another of "internalized misogyny" for criticizing some aspect of TikTok girlie culture.
• Threats.
• A pornbot or other spambot share a link.
• One user tell another to kill themselves. (Add an extra shot if they use "unalive" or similar instead of "kill.")

Drink the rest of the bottle when:

• Someone writes out a whole damned conspiracy theory in their comment.

Before long, either the comments section will become tolerable or you will have passed out in a pool of your own vomit, probably both. Honestly, if you're even considering playing this for real, you should probably quit reading the comments section altogether for the sake of your liver and your sanity.

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