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You have reached the entrance to the esteemed Hôtel de Chicot, a mansion of myriad wings owned by an incorrigible fool with a laptop. Upon opening the door, two feline guardians come to greet you. One is brown with a bushy tail; she will lead you through the grand entrance, for those who are still loyal to desktop and laptop computers. The other is orange; once the braincell arrives, he will lead you to the side door, for those who favor smartphones.

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- Chicot