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Last updated September 20, 2025















You have reached the personal playground of Chicot, a beautiful/handsome little fool who has defected from the hyper-commercialization and conformism of mainstream social media (and what's more, mainstream society in general). Here you will find...anything I feel like uploading here, really, whether it be short stories, annotated bibliographies, editorials, photos, or general silliness like that marquee above.

I know this website isn't much to look at compared to many other Neocities sites. That's partly because I don't have much experience in graphic design and partly because it just isn't one of my passions. I'm still learning CSS and I know next to no Javascript, but I figure I'll learn both as need be and as my ever-capricious muse inspires me to add new wings to my virtual mansion. I'm eventually going to get rid of the HTML frames on this site and replace them with something that works better with modern browsers, but I think they work well enough for now while I'm building this site.

I hope you enjoy your time here as a guest. This entire site is still under construction and will be for some time, but I hope you'll find something here that you enjoy, or at least find interesting. I created this site and its content mostly for myself, so I'll be happy even if only one other person enjoys it.

This website is best viewed on a desktop or laptop computer—like, quite frankly, the rest of the Internet, because (as I often tell my family) the "at your fingertips" cliché is the only thing web browsing on a phone ever had going for it. I designed this site using Firefox, but it should work on any other browser worth the code used to create it. This site is sponsored by no one and it never will be; any opinions here are purely my own and untainted by corporate influence (except maybe that of Shinra ;)).

Save for quotes featured in articles I wrote about it, nothing on this site was generated using ChatGPT or any other artificial stupidity. Seriously, f*ck that sh*t.

WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT?

  1. Headcanons for the Original Final Fantasy (the Reactor, added 9/20/25)
  2. Final Fantasy IX Headcanons (the Reactor, added 9/20/25)
  3. Final Fantasy VI Headcanons (the Reactor, added 9/20/25)
  4. Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Parody Gags (the Reactor, added 9/19/25)
  5. Important Song Lyrics (the Audio Room, added 9/17/25)

Most recently updated:  An Annotated Bibliography of All the FF7 Doujinshi I Own (the Reactor, 9/20/25) — added more covers and metadata

Where did the menu go?

I want another menu! Gimme all the menus!